Truly, not something I often find myself saying, for I am blessed with an ample set...
But had I been born in Taiwan and reached puberty with not much to show, here's what I could do:
1. Take a quick trip to the local supermarket.
2. Procure myself some yoghurt especially designed for increasing the bosom. I know it works, because the adverts on TV say so.
3. Lo! Mere seconds later - *whooosh* - instant boobies!
4. My friends will all be jealous now, and boys will love me.
How simple.
I wonder if they have a male version?
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